Penutup bln sept

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.........cam x caya jer, rupa2 nyer dh hujung bln Sept dh, cepat nyer masa berlalu, no wonder la, makin la makin lebar senyuman di muka otoman, sampai ke telingga dh...... hahahahahahaha......tp pelik la, org patut nyer masuk bln Oct nie mesti tido lena, otoman plak, tido x lena, mandi x basah, mkn pown x lalu walaupun depan mata ader makanan favourite........Hati nie dh x sabar nk jumpe "Kekasih Baru" bersama KIPAS.... Kipas, xkan x rasa pe2????............x sabar nk jumpe "Kekasih lama yg semakin dekat di hati, Kipas, hensem sgt tuan dia, 24jam tgk x jemu2, leh jd giler, dengan muka yg kacak, bak putera.......aduh, x dpt ku lupe, hari2 x lena tido di buat nyer", cane nie kipas......

Anyway, ader lg 2 mingu lg sebelum berjumpe ngan "Kekasih Baru", Kipas are ready.... I can't waited that longger.......my heart always n always pounding so fast.... hahahahaha... List brg2, x uat lg, mls nk uat... nanti la uat klu rajin la. This the picture of "Kekasih Baru", Kipas help me, so in love......................

Check this out...........

A tongue-twister is a phrase that is designed to be difficult to articulate properly. Tongue-twisters may rely on similar but distinct phonemes, unfamiliar constructs in loanwords, or other features of a language. Many tongue-twisters use a combination of alliteration and rhyme. They have two or three sequences of sounds, then the same sequences of sounds with some sounds exchanged. For example, She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.

1. If you understand, say "understand”. If you don't understand, say “don’t understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought. I thought if the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans, said a fellow to a fellow. If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?
9. Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside.
10. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside.
11. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.
12. She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
13. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
14. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor, doctors the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctors the way the doctor who doctors doctor?
15. When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctors the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way.
16. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not.
17. Whether the weather is hot or whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not, It is whether we like it or not.
18. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
19. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do", said the flea. “Let us fly”, said the fly to the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
20. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

21.Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar

saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw; See's saw

would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so

sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

READ THIS................SO IMPORTANT

UNEMPLOYED

An unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor. The HR chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some tests.Then he tells him: You got the job, just give me your e-mail address so that I can send you the employment contract as well as the day and time when to start.The man is distraught and answers that he has no computer and therefore also no e-mail.

The HR boss tells him that if he has no e-mail address he virtually does not exist and therefore cannot hold a job.The man leaves in a desperate mood without knowing what to do with his last $10 in his pocket. Finally he decides to go into a supermarket and to buy a 10 lb box of strawberries.He starts out with door to door calls in order to sell those strawberries by the pound. He manages to double his capital in 2 hours. He repeats the deal 3 times more and goes home with $60 in his pocket.

He comes to see that he can survive this way. He starts every day earlier and comes home every day later. So he triples or quadruples his money every day.A short time later he buys a wheel barrow, then exchanges it later into a truck and sooner or later is the owner of a complete fleet of delivery trucks.5 year go by…

The man is now the owner of one of the largest food chain in the USA.Now he starts thinking about the future for him and his family and decides to buy a life insurance. He calls an agent and selects a good policy. At the end of the negotiations the agents asks him for his e-mail address to send him a confirmation of the policy.The man tells him that he doesn’t have an e-mail address! That is strange, says the agent, you have no e-mail and nevertheless you built this large empire. Can you imagine where you would be if you you had an e-mail address.

The man briefly thinks and then answers: I WOULD BE A TOILET CLEANER AT MICROSOFT!.

Moral 1 of the story:
The internet does not solve all the problems in our lives!

Moral 2 of the story:

When you have no e-mail but work hard you can become a millionaire!

Moral 3 of the story:
You received this story by e-mail. Therefore you are closer to a janitor than to a millionaire!

(p/s : This is the true story........so kipas u know wht do u have to do)

This a very great video to KIPAS..... I hope that u will not give up, beside I might think that I want to further study.........for future....., who's know what will happen 5 years later?, right???...KIPAS lets start our engine n go to chase our dream.....

Don't eat chocolate ...................

I do love eat a bar of chocolate..........so yummy, so nice.........but never want my eyebrows look like that, would you?

This is the reason why i want a cat.........

(p/s: kipas kucing nie pandai............tul x???)

Will u eat this dish?????????

18 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5

Raya????

Raya tahun nie yg paling2 penat sekali yg pernah otoman alami, mana x nyer nk bertolak ari khamis x leh coz adik2 sibuk nk uat assingment, so bertolak la petang jumaat.....huhuhuuh penat, ngan trafic conjuntion dr Bentong sampai la Raub, lebih kurang 60 KM... kebas punggung deng, tp x leper plak punggung nie....

Sampai Kg dlm kul 1 pg....., huhuhuhu sampai x igt dunia dh, terus mencari bantal dan selimut, pe lg tido la..... Keesokkan nyer, berjalan kat Rantau Panjang, beli brounch....RM 10 jer..., lg pun lawa dan mutli color....senang nk matching ngan mana2 baju....(1 hari nanti akan ku bawa kipas n wa berjalan kat kelantan ye)

Pagi raya seperti biasa la, x perlu di terangkan lebih2 sbb sume orang uat benda yang sama, g sembahyang sunat hari raya, bermaaf-maafan, menziarahi sanak saudara, part yang paling x best...kije makan jer..., dr pagi sampai la mlm, x caya mari kita renungkan...

1) leh di katakan setiap umah mesti ader kuih raya, lemanlg, ketupat, rendang dan air

2) main dish untuk setiap umat mesti ader dr mee rebus, mee sup, nasi ayam.. korang namakan jer mesti ader (yg berat2 nyer, KFC n MCD x main la, org kg mana nk mkn sgt)

3) klu x mkn nanti kata x hormat tetamu umah.........

Susah taw, nk layan sume org...last2 sapa yg sakit, diri sendiri la....., Kipas susah taw nk layan org nie..... Balik KL raya ke-2...,awal x, nasib baik la x baik raya pertama, klu x leh pengsan.... kepenatan.... Sebelum balik KL 2, sempat la mak g beli periuk VISION...yg sekarang nie tengah jd kegilaan para ibu... kitaorang g kat kawasan bebas cukai, Pengkalan Kubor..., mak beli periuk VISION, ak plak beli 1 set comfoter + cadar.... harga dlm RM 55, beli la, coz nk ganti yang lama.........

Sampai KL dlm klu 10 mlm, dgn x mkn dr mlm terus je tido, letih sgt2 kaki pon dh kebas...Kesokkan nyer kol Kipas g raya kat panggung wayang, tgk citer THE UGLY TRUTH... best la gak cite nie, sbb asyik dok gelak jer dlm panggung, then shopping la...eheheheheh, cian kat kipas, setiap kali kuar ngan otoman, dr xnk beli brg mesti beli gak...hehehehe, Otoman beli la this shoes........puas hati, coz nk cari design nie susah...akhirnya dpt gak....THANKS KIPAS

The first thing I do when i arrive home

Yeay....yeay...yeay...nk Raya dh...

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu........................gembira teramat sgt2...., x taw nk ckp pe dh..., klu org ckp gembira pasal nk raya.....mmg la gembira xkan nk sedih plak, tp xla gembira sgt.... nie gembiar sgt2 sbb

1) Jumaat sekolah dh cuti, otoman plak dh cuti ari kamis lg....sekolah buka 28/9/09 (hampir seminggu cuti beb, sapa nk bg)

2) Gembira coz nk balik kg..huhuhuhu, akhirnya leh tgk lembu n sawah padi, kt KL mana nk ader, ader pown dlm net, mana best....

3) Leh berjalan sakan, maybe i will go to Ta'Bai, Thailand , Mudok, Thailand or Golok, Thailand.......saja je nk jalan2, dh lama sgt x g sana (yeay2 leh borong jeruk mangga 1 botol huhuhuhu)

4)Dh plan nk beli cadar merah yg lawa2, kt KL queen + comforter (> rm180) , kt kg just rm85.......klu ader warna merah, beli la.. minak2 ader la....

5) Leh mkn kuih pulut panggang... kt KL inti pulut panggang, kelapa ( x sedap) nie inti sambal ikan.....wah.... nk mkn, x sabar nyer...

6) Part nie yg paling2 x suka , Y coz berat bdn akan naik.....nyampah...ahhahahahahaha

Anyway.... minggu2 terakhir ramadhan nie, dapur umah x berasap dh, coz xnk dapur berminyak, nk balik esok lusa dh, insyaAllah, klu x pg kamis, pg jumaat....erm, balik awal nk elak traffic congjunction tp mmg akan jam gak.......erm, setiap kali balik kg, mesti mkn roti ngan jam... nk uat cane balik beraya kan....

(p/s: Kipas.......nanti pas raya, ite g mkn ice-cream ye, raya2 mana ader ice-cream, rendang n ketupat ader... indu kat ice-cream... nyum2, sejuk n sedap

A romantic room.........

Kipas....nanti uat cani taw, br la romantic sikit...................br best nk lepak lama2 dlm bilik

Jealous........

Kipas, I already a way how to make people jealous....especially a boy... wanted to know, look at above video

Rumah????.....kena ader penjaga ker???

Musim perayaan nie, macam2 iklan dlm TV bg taw..., klu nk pulang ke kampung, jgn lupe kunci pintu rumah, jgn lupe bgtaw jiran n so on..........., tp releven x, coz nie bandar, org bandau nie sombong2.., xnk ambik taw hal org lain tp hal2 sendiri je..., so nk senang korang sume upah la dorang nie...., pandai sgt2....

Kad raya............

Tinggal 4 hari lagi nk raya.........so.......




::Kad Ucapan Raya Percuma





::Kad Ucapan Raya Percuma





::Kad Ucapan Raya Percuma





::Kad Ucapan Raya Percuma


kepada rakan2 yang mengenali diri nie....., otoman nk ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya n Maaf Zahir dan Batin... klu ader salah silap, harap di maafi..
Ikhlas dr OTOMAN....

Hati2 dijalan raya.........

Musim perayaan nie mcm2 leh berlaku....., dlm TV pown dh byk iklan....., so watch this video n learn it..........

Kipas.....what girl are u

I found this note.........but I don't sure isn't true or not... but its fun

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

***********

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

***********

HARD DISK GIRLS

she remembers everything, FOREVER

***********

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

***********

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

***********

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

***********

RAM GIRLS

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

***********

WINDOW GIRLS

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

***********

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife'' when u are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don't try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

***********

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.

(p/s : I'm otoman ahahhahahahaha)

Minggu ke 3 ramadhan

Hu hu hu hu hu hu..............pejam celik, pejam celik............dh nk masuk minggu ke-4 dh, jp jer nk rasa......sedih nyer......., kipas berat badan kipas turun ke atau maintain jer..., otoman, 3 minggu posa 1 kg jer turun.......hahahahahahhahahaha, org lain makin turun, otoman plak xturun, x turun then turun 1 kilo....., nk kata mkn banyak x la sbb leh pengsan kat masjid bila sembahyang tarawih.....erm biar la, nk uat cane, tul x kipas...

Seminggu nie, sian kat dapur otoman, 1 minggu x berasap, berbuka kat luar jer, bkn xnk masak tp dh org ajak berbuka kat luar, bkn otoman sowang jer, 1 fam la......g je la, kata orang rezeki jgn ditolak musuh jgn dicari.....hehehehehe...so nk share la kat mana kitaorang berbuka....

kat PNB........x penah lg ambik gambo cani

xsuka g cini sbb kena FORMAL.....tp terpaksa coz dapur x berasap, chef besar x der......

Kat mana leh beli lampu nie.... nie kat Crown Mutiara....tempat paling jam kat Me'sia nie

x larat dh nk senyum.......perut dh sakit sbb byk minum air...

Nikko otel....paling sempoi.....kuang..kuang..kuang

Iklan raya dh pupus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kipas pelik x......posa pown tinggal seminggu lg, 1 iklan raya at TV xder pon..........g mana ek..., orang2 yg uat iklan 2 dh bersara ker...., otoman 2ggu la punya tunggu......xder pe2 pon.... dorang merajuk ker....... pelik sgt2 taw.... klu dolu punya la berlambak iklan raya...., erm g mana nie, x sabar nk tgk peperangan iklan raya PETRONAS vs TELEKOM........, yang 2 jer best, yg lain2 x best....

Kipas rasa2 ader x iklan raya kat TV, iklan kemalangan jalan raya pown xder, yang asyik2 kuar iklan nie "JUALAN HEBAT....JUALAN RUNTUH......", mana iklan2 favourite otoman nie, saja jer nk uat suspend...., anyway otoman jumpe yang nie jer, nie yang paling best iklan raya, tp x taw tahun bila....... Kipas klu iklan raya xder cane????????......wuuwuuwuwuuwuwuw.... nk tgk iklan raya

lelaki kacak utk di dampingi

Di dalam sebuah hadis Rasulullah saw bersabda yang
bermaksud:
"Pada hari Kiamat nanti, di hadapan Allah swt tidak
akan ada syafaat yang mempunyai taraf yang lebih
tinggi daripada Al-Quran, bukan Nabi,bukan malaikat
dan sebagainya".
Melalui hadis di atas kita dapat mengetahui bahawa
Al-Quran adalah pemberi syafaat yang mana syafaatnya
akan diterima Allah.



Terdapat satu riwayat menyatakan bahawa Apabila
seseorang itu meninggal dunia dan keluarganya sibuk
melakukan upacara pengkebumian, seorang yang kacak
akan berdiri di bahagian kepalanya.
Apabila mayat itu dikafankan, orang itu akan datang
mendiami antara dadanya dan kain kafan itu Bila
selesai dikebumikan, orang ramai termasuklah ahli-ahli
keluarga dan kekasih kita akan pulang ke rumah dan
datanglah dua malaikat;Munkar dan Nakir cuba untuk
memisahkan orang yang kacak itu supaya mereka dapat
membuat pertanyaan mengenai iman orang yang meninggal
dunia itu tanpa sebarang gangguan.Tetapi orang yang
kacak itu akan berkata :

"Dia adalah kawanku. Aku tidak akan meninggalkannya
berseorangan walau dalam keadaan apa sekalipun.
Jalankanlah tugas kamu tetapi aku tidak akan
meninggalkannya sehingga aku membawanya masuk ke
syurga!"

Selepas itu dia berpaling ke arah mayat sahabatnya dan
berkata:

"Akulah Al-Quran yang mana engkau telah membacanya
kadang kala dengan suara perlahan dan kadang kala
dengan suara yang kuat.""Janganlah engkau bimbang.
Selepas pertanyaan Munkar dan Nakir ini, engkau tidak
akan berasa dukacita lagi" Bila pertanyaan selesai,
orang yang kacak itu akan mengadakan untuknya satu
hamparan sutera yang penuh dengan kasturi dari
malaikat - malaikat dari syurga"

Alangkah indahnya dan bahagianya sekiranya orang itu
adalah kita. Kita tahu tentang tingginya syafaat
Al-Quran tetapi dengan mengetahuinya sahaja tanpa
berusaha untuk mendekati dan merebut syafaat itu kita
adalah orang-orang yang rugi. Cuba kita renungkan
sejenak diri kita sendiri. Ajal dan maut adalah
ketentuan Allah. Bila ia telah datang kita tidak akan
mampu memperlambatkan atau mempercepatkannya walaupun
untuk tempoh sesaat.
Dan apabila berada di alam kubur siapakah lagi ! yang
akan menemani kita jauh sekali memberi bantuan kecuali
amalan-amalan kita sewaktu di dunia. Allah telah
menjanjikan Al-Quran sebagai pemberi syafaat terulung
dan janji Allah itu adalah benar.

wallahua'lam

larangan pakai gelang......utk lelaki

Kejahilan dan kedangkalan utk tidak mendalami ilmu agama boleh menyebabkan seseorang itu terikiut-ikut dengan tindakan, penerampilan cara hidup orang kafir. Musuh Islam merancang termasuk dalam bidang perubatan agar orang Islam terjebak untuk menerima cara yang diperkenalkan. Sebagai contoh mereka menciptakan alat bagi mengurangkan tekanan darah dalam bentuk gelang tangan, bagi orang Islam yang tipis imannya akan menerimanya sebagai satu kaedah perubatan terkini. Hakikatnya banyak cara lain yang boelh di gunakan, tetapi kerana memakai gelang itu adalah dilarang untuk dipakai oleh lelaki Muslim, maka itulah cara terbaik diperkenalkan oleh musuh agar Muslim dilaknat oleh Allah s.w.t., apabila dilaknat mereka tidak akan menjadi umat yang kuat untuk menghadapi kemaraan musuh mereka. Larangan memakai gelang tangan wlpun untuk tujuan kesihatan, telah ditegaskan oleh Rasullulah s.a.w.: Hadis Imran bin Hussein r.a., bahawasanya Rasullulah s.a.w. telah melihat pergelangan tangan seorang lelaki yang memakai gelang yang diperbuat daripada tembaga, maka baginda bertanya kepada lelaki berkenaan. "Apakah bendanya ini"?Lelaki itu berkata,"Ia adalah gelang perubatan". Rasullulalah bersabda, "Sesungguh nya benda itu tidak memberi apa-apa (faedah walaupun untuk tujuan perubatan),buangkan benda itu daripada diri anda, jika sekiranya anda mati dan benda itu ada pada diri anda, maka anda tidak akan berjaya (selamat) untuk selama-lamanya. " Hadis Sahih yg ke-19,885 Riwayat Imam Ahmad. Pemakaian gelang pada hari ini, melibatkan ustaz2,pegawai2 kerajaan, menteri2 bahkan perdana menteri sekali pun... sesungguhnya mereka semua telah tertipu dengan perancangan musuh yang mahu menghancurkan pegangan akidah umat Islam. Di Malaysia trend ini bermula di mana gelang hitam diberikan sebagai hadiah orang yang baru balik dari Mekah. Sekarang ini dibenarkan oleh Tabung Haji kepada jemaah haji apabila berada di Tanah Suci supaya faktor mudah dikenali atau sebarang kes hilang , kemalangan dsb. Jenis-jenis gelang yang di haramkan bagi lelaki:-
1) Gelang Kayu koka
2) Gelang Kristal
3) Gelang Tasbih
4) Gelang Getah plastik
5) Gelang Besi magnet
6) Gelang Besi Tabung Haji (apabila berada di Malaysia)

Jenis2 gelang yang diharuskan:-
1) Gelang pesakit semasa berada di hospital (di tanda nama pesakit dan wad)
2) Gelang pesalah/penjenayah (dipakai oleh penjenayah yg telah di tangkap polis)
3) Gelang kaki bagi pesakit gila/jiwa.

(p/s : klu dh ckp jgn pakai, jgn la......................)

Merokok.........

Adakah anda mempunyai masalah bagaimana caranya untuk menyuruh org yg anda sayangi untuk berhenti merokok?????. Anda mungkin telah berbuih memberitahu akan bahayanyer merokok atau dengan menunjukkan poster2 tentang kedurjaan merokok tapi tiadak berjaya.....mungkin anda boleh mencuba menggunakan keadah ini........

Happy birthday 2 me.........

Happy birthday to me..........., sweet 24, huhuhuhuhu.... I already old..., Kipas, x best la jd dewasa nie, xleh nk uat benda2 bodo....., huhuhuh, anyway I hope that I can smile, do a jod that i really love, have a best year ever........................ n so on, so this is a song to me....

cat umah????????????

Erm, dekat2 nk raya nie, raya manusia2 berpusu ke pusat bandar nk membeli brg2 utk raya......, bg otoman plak, otoman nk sgt2..... cat bilik, saja jer nk 2kar mood, tp ader x sapa2 taw kat mana nk beli mesin cat kat me'sia nie....., klu ckp psl mesin cat nie, mesti korang akan ckp, gile ke bdak nie, nie mesti terpengaruh ngan iklan cat kat TV, yg nipon 2..., siap ader gajah sembur cat....,

Klu nk ckp manual, huhhuhuhuhu..............100 kali otoman kena pk, mana x nyer, banyak benda nk uat........, klu nk upah org x best nanti x puas hati, baik uat sendiri...., Kipas, ciptakan la mesin cat kat otoman... senang cikit bg org lain nk cat umah termasuk la Kipas sendiri.... klu x caya tgk la video nie......

(p/s: kat mana nk beli mesin nie)

Dialog Ayam & Lembu

Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!

Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?

Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!

Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?

Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga

ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi

manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan

telor aku, macamana aku nak dapat anak!

Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!

Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?

Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri

pun ada. Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi

sorang pun tak pernah panggil aku MAK!

Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

Kipas...I want this for my birthday, can you do it for me????

Kipas nanti uat taw...., leh letak kat dinding bilik..., x pown bg kat otoman taw... ehehehehheehehehehehe

Kipas...watch this..... very very very improtant......

A song to enjoy........

This video I dedicated to...........phm2 la, this is happy song, just enjoy it....

Hear this song..........

Wanita

"Ketika Aku menciptakan seorang wanita, ia diharuskan untuk menjadiseorang yang istimewa.

Aku membuat bahunya cukup kuat untuk menopang dunia;namun, harus cukup lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan."

Aku memberikannya kekuatan dari dalamuntuk mampu melahirkan anak dan menerima
penolakanyang seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya."

Aku memberinya kekerasan untuk membuatnya tetap tegar ketika orang-orang lain menyerah, dan mengasuhkeluarganya dengan penderitaan dan kelelahan tanpa mengeluh."

Aku memberinya kepekaan untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam setiap keadaan, bahkan ketika anaknya bersikap sangat menyakiti hatinya."

Aku memberinya kekuatan untuk mendukung suaminya dalam kegagalannya dan melengkapi dengan tulang rusuk suaminya untuk melindungi hatinya."

Aku memberinya kebijaksanaan untuk mengetahui bahwa seorang suami yang baik takkan pernah menyakiti isterinya, tetapi kadang menguji kekuatannya dan ketetapan hatinya untuk berada disisi suaminya tanpa ragu."

Dan akhirnya, Aku memberinya air mata untuk dititiskan. Ini adalah khusus miliknya untuk digunakan bilapun ia perlukan."

Kecantikan seorang wanita bukanlah dari pakaian yang dikenakannya, susuk yang ia
tampilkan, atau bagaimana ia menyisir rambutnya. Kecantikan seorang wanita harus
dilihat dari matanya, kerana itulah pintu hatinya, tempat dimana cinta itu ada."
Kirimkan Firman ini kepada setiap wanita yg anda kenali... .

Anda akan menambah harga diri ciptaan
Indah,wanita!


kerana, Setiap Wanita itu Cantik...

9 sifat wanita yg laki suka

Keibuan

Banyak lelaki yang terpikat pada wanita yg
bersikap keibuan, lembut,mengambil berat dan
penuh kasih sayang. Wajah yang keibuan mampu
membuat lelaki berasa tenteram ketika sedang
stress, cemas dan gelisah dan senang hati ketika
mahu bermanja. Jangan tunggu sampai
melahirkan baru nak tonjolkan sikap keibuan.
Setiap wanita ada potensi keibuan dalam diri
masing2.

Keanak-anakkan

Dalam batas yg wajar, sifat keanak-anakan
seorang wanita menjadi daya tarikan di mata
lelaki. Mereka berasa terhibur dengan keletah
anda. Tetapi tentulah bukan sifat keanak-anakkan
yg melampau dan menyakitkan hati tetapi sikap
keanak-anakan yang menyenangkan. Misalnya,
kemanjaan wanita yang membangkitkan naluri
kebapaan dan kelakian lelaki. Wanita ceria
membuat lelaki lebih berghairah.

Penuh Pengertian

Sikap pengertian wanita membuat lelaki berasa
dihargai dan diterima seadanya. Sikap ini
tercermin dari perasaan mudah
memaafkan,memilih waktu yang tepat utk
berbincang masalah dan sebagainya. Contohnya
ketika lelaki melakukan kesilapan, wanita yang
berpengertian tidak terus mengeluarkan kata2
yang kasar atau menuduh bukan2 sebaliknya
cuba mengerti duduk persoalannya.

Menghargai

Wanita yang menghargai lelaki adalah wanita
idaman lelaki. Berbeza dgn wanita yg suka
diperlakukan dgn lembut, lelaki suka dihargai,
dipuji dgn tulus ikhlas dan diberi kepercayaan.
Penghargaan dari wanita membuat lelaki berasa
bangga.

Menjaga Penampilan

Lelaki menyukai wanita yang pandai menjaga
penampilannya agar sentiasa kelihatan cantik,
bersih, kemas dan menarik. Penampilan yg baik
menunjukkan wanita tersebut menghargai
dirinya.Dia akan murah senyuman, pandai
merawat tubuhnya, meningkatkan kualiti hidupnya
dan memberi yang terbaik kepada dirinya.Dia
suka dan bersyukur dengan dirinya dan secara
tidak langsung memancarkan pesona yang
menyebabkan lelaki juga menyukainya.Apabila
sudah berumahtangga, wanita tersebut terus
menjaga penampilan dirinya dan kesihatan tubuh
badan walau sudah beranak-pinak.Siapa yang
tidak suka isteri yg masih kelihatan cantik dan
ramping walau dah punya anak 3?

Pandai berbicara

Lelaki tertarik dgn wanita yang pandai
berkomunikasi dan boleh diajak berbual. Walau
topik perbualan yang disukai lelaki berbeza dgn
topik kegemaran wanita,wanita tersebut dapat
mengimbanginya. Dia bukan sekadar teman
berbual yg pasif, tetapi dapat memberi respon
dan pendapat yang baik. Dia juga tahu menjadi
pendengar yang baik, serta mengalihkan topik
yang agak serius kepada perbualan yang lebih
menarik. Lelaki juga suka dengan wanita yg suka
bergurau dan pandai berjenaka serta boleh
menerima jenakalelaki dgn baik dan berfikiran
terbuka

Pandai Bergaul dan Menyesuaikan Diri

Wanita yang pandai bergaul dan menyesuaikan
diri mempunyai nilai lebih di mata lelaki. Wanita
tersebut tahu menghadapi orang yang lebih tua
dan cara berhadapan dgn orang yg lebih muda.
Apabila berhadapan dgn suasana yang baru,
wanita tersebut tidak gentar malah cepat
menyesuaikan diri. Dia mudah diajak ke mana
saja dan tidak kekok samada di bandar atau di
kampung.

Menghormati Diri Sendiri

Lelaki suka dgn wanita yg menghormati dirinya
sendiri sebagai seorang wanita, bersikap sopan
dan mempunyai etika. Wanita yang menghormati
dirinya sendiri mempunyai keyakinan dan tahu
apa yg baik dan buruk diperlakukan oleh seorang
lelaki terhadap dirinya. Jadi dia tahu apa yg dia
inginkan dan mahu elakkan serta menjaga
maruah dirinya. Dia tidak akan merendah-
rendahkan dirinya dan tidak akan membiarkan
lelaki memperlakukan dirinya sesuka hati

Simpati dan prihatin

Lelaki suka wanita yg murah hati, mengambil
berat, simpati pada nasib yang susah, sayangkan
kanak-kanak dan tidak memilih bulu. Kebaikan
yang wajar dan spontan mencerminkan hati yang
mulia. Ada kecantikan dalaman pada dirinya yang
memancar keluar dgn indah dan mempesona.

(p/s : leh caya ke x........., entah la)

This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

(p/s: Thankgod who you are.....)

Kipas.......watch this video...so touching......

I love this video........

let's buy this fish..........so amazing......

KIPAS, let's buy this fish........so amazing...........tp x taw la nk cari kat mana????

Kipas ........don't U ever did this.......

Have u ever wonder, how does you handbag were made???, if you know, will u buy it????

hurm.........if u ever asking me this, i would like to say, i dont want to know it, coz if i know how my handbag were made.....i dont think i want to have it....., wht do u think KIPAS?????

Please watch this......., what do U think??????

parachute

Have ever imagine that you have a volkswagen parachute......., I would love to have it, don't you think so.....................

Non-blinking..............

Kipas, hv u ever do a stupid thing ever.... I hope u didn't do.........

Watch this.....just for fun K, don't ever try this at home......

So sweet..................kipas, you have to watch

Enjoy it..............................this so good....kuang2..kuang2...kuang2

This is so special............

I dedicate this video to whom so closed to me........., especially to KIPAS.......

Black hole.....

What do you want to do if you have a black hole??????..........rethink before you want do it????

(P/s : kipas nk uat pe klu leh uat blak hole, klu otomen ader, otomen nk g naik kapal terbang free...hahahahahahah)

Try this...........

Good morning..........., erm... i dont know wht do I want to bable about....but, we as human we really want to know bout ourself, or we really want to know wht our name means........

huhuhuhuhu.....whatever it's mean, we should be proud about it....

so, let try this one, I don't know, isn't accurate or not, just try it........, you would not miss anything..... ahahahhahahahah

Your Name Meanings-

Instructions : What u do is find out what each letter of ur name means.
Then connect all the meanings & it Describes YOU. [Its True & isn't it Great]

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : WONDOR

W = You like your privacy.

O = You are very open-minded.

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

D = You have trouble trusting people.

O = You are very open-minded.

R = You are a social butterfly.

• A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
• B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .
• C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
• D = You have trouble trusting people.
• E = You are a very exciting person.
• F = Everyone loves you.
• G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
• H = You are not judgmental.
• I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
• J =Jealously.
• K = You like to try new things.
• L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
• M = Success comes easily to you.
• N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
• O = You are very open-minded.
• P = You are very friendly and understanding.
• Q = You are a hypocrite.
• R = You are a social butterfly.
• S = You are very broad-minded.
• T = You have an attitude, a big one.
• U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
• V = You have a very good physique and looks.
• W = You like your privacy.
• X =You never let people tell you what to do.
• Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
• Z = You're always fighting with someone.

so.......

S= You are broad-minded

Y= You cause a lot of trouble

A= You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind

Z=You're always fighting with someone.

W=You like your privacy

A=You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind

N=You like to work, but you always want a break

I=You are always smiling and making others smile.

(P/s ; entah leh caya ke x......kipas ko caya x???)